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 10.09.2011
Memories of a former mother.

Every night I went to bed and started to fantasize, smoothing my stomach... here the daughter looked at me for the first time, here she smiled to me for the first time, but here is her first step, but here we are already walking on the street, I lead her by the pen, she whispers, and I show with all my appearance how happy I am, because I am a mother... I usually fell asleep at the moment when I gave my daughter married.

The date of the examination is 38 weeks and 4 days. I go to the reception room with a heartbeat. And then a cat runs out to meet me and begins to climb to my feet! I, overwhelmed by such a kind reception, stand at the entrance to the reception room, and the midwife, seeing this picture, with a nightly voice reports that I am giving birth in the next day or two (while she didn’t even know what my term was!). A little later, I was explained that by the behavior of this cat, for several years, it has been unmistakably determined which of the women lying in the prenatal department will give birth in the next day or two. Accuracy of 100%
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