I work in the Association for Clinical Microbiology and Antimicrobial Chemotherapy
There is plenty of bad things in our laboratories.
There are strains of Salmonella, sinigny bark, some there fever and fever.
Distributed call
A woman with an excited voice: "This is from a laboratory tank. We are in danger of infection..."

"On the computer appeared a window with the inscription worm win32\fujacks please drop, see"

and we were scared by the developer department)) she still said so slowly and with horror, tried to formulate the thought to correctly tell what was happening)