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 25.12.2007
by Ksay.Ti
HY is! Funny, I realized today that quality such, long and diverse sex with my husband is not only pleasant, but also useful. Yesterday fucking him, today asked in the morning to wipe the carrots for the borst on the thrash, I get up: the carrots are lost, the onions are cut, the cabbage is peeled...
by Odminko
Nishikori is a wicked. If my husband gave me this, I would have been cooked by this borst and would have ordered meals from the restaurant for a month later.
by Ksay.Ti
Do you want to divorce her by chance? I just realized that I love you a long time ago :D
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