You have noticed how the ethical principles of the Russian people are foolish. Even in additions. Before, when there was a sudden silence in the midst of the conversation, the Russian man said usually: "The silent angel has flown"... And now, in the same case: "Somewhere the police officer breathed out!" "The thunder will not progress - the man will not cross over", as it was before. And now: "As long as the fried cock in the ass doesn’t shake..." Or do you remember? "All ages are submissive" And now only "Hui does not look for peers". and ho-ho Or, as it was touching, "For a loving seven verses is not a neighborhood." And listen, as now: "For a mad cow, a hundred kilometers is not a circle." (I am laughing and laughing.) This is even cleaner. An old Russian proverb: "Do not spit in the well - it will be necessary to drink water" - it has been transformed in this way: "Do not sow in compot - there the cook washes his feet".
Venedict Erofeev "Valpurgia’s Night"