The acquaintance travelled to New Zealand, and there a quarantine was introduced - it was forbidden to import any products, water due to some virus.
A friend had a baton of sausage in his sleeve.
The customsman is stuck in a bag.
Search and look, and the sausage is in the sleeve!)))) andquot;
Customsman: "Well, bring your sausage here"))))
It turns out that he is an emigrant and speaks Russian very well!!! to

by Kostya_PC