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 27.09.2011
XXX: I swallowed a mandarine seed. Now you can swallow me in the ground and a mandarine tree will grow.
YYY: It will not grow. I need to clean my stomach first.
Then I can just eat the earth and the tree will grow within me.
YYY: He has not enough light. I will have to shake my stomach.
I could just walk with my mouth open.
YYYYYYYYYYYYY I will laugh with your stomach.
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