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 28.09.2011
Situation in the office:
Get water out of the aquarium or the turtle will jump out.
Let it jump out.
We will lose her in the office, she will run and get stuck at the table, then look for the fist! Here my dad once in the office stumbled on a turtle, it twice and split.
All: and what?? to
Ilya: Nothing is okay! Smoothed Scotch, she lived for 2 months.)
Alina: Let us tear your leg off, and then stick the scotch - you will live for another 2 months!! to
All: Yes, give him his foot off!
Is it something I have to do with??? I have nothing to do with this story!
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