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 30.09.2011
Alina is fucking! Happy mom comes home, the whole apartment is cleaned, dinner is ready, rubbish is taken, animals are not asking for food... Even my room is cleaned... Mom: Ali, tell me honestly, what happened? I: I have nothing. Mother : exactly? I : Yes. Mom: Are you pregnant? are you expelled from the institute? what valuable thing broke or broke? what happened? I: I have nothing, honestly! Mom: Are you getting married? I: No, no, what kind of nonsense is it? Mom: Well... unusual how... what, you finally took the mind?
t0pep0: *ROFL*
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