The Chinese launched their first Chinese space station.
YYY: It’s a cover – it’s actually filled with plutonium and is meant to fall on the White House in 20 years, of course by accident.
In 20 years, the Chinese to the White House will break a tunnel underground, straight from China and blow it down.
YYY: They are already rowing it on the go - why do you think so many earthquakes in the Pacific Ocean lead to tsunamis?
xxx: aaah... here’s a bunch of Chinese shaking Japan from below, because they were bombed in the 1950s.
YYY: Yes, the shovels throw into the ceiling of the tunnel