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 02.10.2011
As a student, she confessed the wonderful phrases of the teachers:
-"A to the board will go Orlov. From the back, it can be seen that he smiles egregiously - the cheeks because of the ears tick"
-"Whatever the child does not rejoice, only if it does not hang";
Where does the sinus turn to 0? It turns somewhere... No other than... somewhere!"
Again, one and a half people raised their hands...Why are you laughing? One and a half is two"
-"The statement 1 says: "No! It is!"
-"In this vicinity of the points of the multitude A - large figures"
-"The main thing in the relationship what? of reciprocity. You can’t stand me... Well, I can’t stand you too!"
"Wait for me I will come through an epilone minute"
-"We are headed to a bright future"
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