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 04.10.2011
I'm a mouse-click, I'm a crawler-crawler, I'm a motherboard in the middle of the pay, I'm a processor - hot as an aggressor, I'm a cartoon - bytes confused, I'm a keyboard - dusty fool, I'm a CD-ROM - you can't cut it with a tail, I'm a sim - ten years, ten winters, I'm a monitor - colored like a tomato, I'm a disc driver - healthy like a chamber, we're two ports - unknown to the hell, I'm AWE-32 - I mentally pronounce words, I'm a fax modem - from forty microchips, I'm a Rotrobon printer - I'm roaring like a furious elephant
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