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 11.10.2011
Today I accompanied my loved one to the perfume shop and watched the ugly scene. A cow-shaped terrible telco with a wheelchair in which the child was lying hanged a bag, some bags, a umbrella on the handle of that same wheelchair - in general, a bunch of some kind of barrel, which, naturally, at some point overweighed, and the wheelchair turned over. The child, thank God, did not fall, but nevertheless. To hide his fairies, he throws on the girl who stood next to him, looking like a student, claiming that this is the type she pushed the wheelchair. Mat-permat, "you, grind, no eye, I have here, grind, a child", yes, the most important thing, the whole store, the fat shakes, the eyelids peeled out. The girl begins to justify herself that she has not even touched her wheelchair, and she whispers even louder. But the end of the scene I applauded: the girl silenced, looked closely at the calf, then looked into the wheelchair and cried with this voice: "What, so much wanted to get married?" It just disappeared in a moment)) Apparently, really only in the summer and took, because with such a wreath just not one man will not take a wife))
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