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 12.10.2011
I come home one day from work, I approach my entrance, a woman opens the home phone in front of me, well, I go after her to the elevator. The elevator was on the 1st, it opens, it goes in, I follow and I say, “I have a fifth!” Then the woman turns around and with cries runs out of the elevator, pushing me and rattling, taking the heart: "Lord! How you frightened me!! I will go on another!"
Well, I smiled, pressed my floor and went...
She would know that after her whizes I barely put on the pants.)
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