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 13.10.2011
We were sent to the universe by a psychologist. Twice a week for the last couple he gave us training, such as being more confident and how to choose the next path.
XHH: And yesterday we repeated all the clever things after him. And he said: All complexes from childhood!
80% of students (the remaining 20% slept) understood this phrase as: All complexes fuck you!
The joyful audience shouted it as loudly as possible. At that moment, a dean came to us, a very tough man. I looked at the pale-green psychologist, turned and left.
More, they said, we won’t have any training. Sorry, it was fun.
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