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 14.10.2011
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I remembered the fairy tale about students who, while drunk, decided to squeeze the pasta for a snack. Cooked in the tea. The teak was poured, boiled and poured into it a decent portion of flour products. They left the very drunk to watch the process (probably because he could not move), and they went somewhere. Coming after some time, the friends-students who announced opened up this picture: on the floor, breaking up, a tea tree boils, from the tea tree rolls a thick mass that was once pasta, next to the tea tree sits an absolutely untouchable frame, left to follow the pasta, knocks on the tea tree with an empty beer bottle and says:
But don’t cook!
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