Bleak: The funniest thing about the zombie apocalypse is how everyone is going to stock up weapons, supplies and hide somewhere, fighting away from the zombie crowd. Yes, 99% will go in the same crowd.

ihaveabomb: so let’s discuss how to capture more brains and not be killed by a shot in the head. Who to choose as a victim, a child or a woman? How to Avoid Death? In a battle with a clearly faster and smarter opponent? When is it better to attack - at night or in the morning? Which part of the brain is more nutritious - the frontal or temporal part?
I want to be a zombie prepared so that some fool will not take my head off the catana on the first night of the zombie apocalypse.