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 21.10.2011
Public Alcoholic: - Well in general, I saw on the dating site an advertisement of a guy of 27 years - intimate for money. I ask for interest – how much? He is 500 rubles and I am yours for the whole night. I write, the photo is out. She sends me a photo of her member ))))))))
I fucking, I say - fucking you sent me fucking, you are all there on one face, give yourself your face. He sent. Well, the guy is like himself - passes by - you will not notice. Okay, I say, give me the phone.
It gives. I call. What, I ask, is life like that that went into prostitutes? Well, in general, it turns out, he works as a guard, somewhere sleeps in the bedroom, and everyone wants to eat". I wanted to ask - and in no other way, but he interrupted me - type,

you want to talk for life - call, pay and fuck ))))))))) I already died there laughing - here is the fuck, invite him to you to cheat, feed, catch up and go on the way another five-hour sun
- and I say - okay, no problem, you will have a night and you will have money, I just have a maid. Only you have in mind - no one there to fuck, for you will be a special assigned role: you will stand in front of us naked in a white forehead with an apple on the head, and we will shoot him out of a gun. - he is so scared: from which? - I rju - well from the toy, of course, that you - he asks: and there are many girls? I’m 5 – what kind of one, agree? And he thinks and thinks so: No. I’m a cowboy, so do you? And he answers me, you won’t believe it! He said to me the fucker,
Because I am proud!
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