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 21.10.2011
In the morning, the girl will be me that I would take her to work because it’s cold to stand at the stop.
Me and the girl.
I: Blyin, you can’t wake up in that shit, and I want to wake up from oral sex.

D: Oh, I will sit on your head now.

I woke up from hysteria.
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