There is a guy in the gift department, it is apparent that he does not know what to choose. And he decided to ask the seller’s advice (a cute 25-year-old girl).
Asks: "Imagine you are my girlfriend, what would you like to get from me as a gift?"
She looked at him so selectively, and thoughtfully said, “A piece of soap and a rope.”

She works as a shit salesman, and it’s the same.
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