A friend's neighbor married a German and persisted in Doechland. They live not longing, but the historic homeland draws times, parents to visit, friends to see...
One day they gathered with their family and came. A husband has never been to Russia, neither a bath nor vodka-harmony-sous is known to him. My friend is a sociable man, always friends with his neighbors, a house in the village has its own with a bathroom, a river, a vineyard... In general, they took the German into circulation on a full program.
The evening of another turnaround day.
A frightened German, wrapped in a slum, eating fat with onions, begins a dialogue:

Colya, I think the Russian wife is the finest wife in the world!
and Varum?
- Here's the German wife to you, you're to her (shows your fist
Boom-boom, she calls right away: “Hello, police officer?” and Yeh bin
The prison, the jail, the a-ai...
And the Russian wife has you, you have her, you have her, you have her, she has you.
GAV-GAV is GAV! You are her bum bum bum, she is you bum bum bum. You lie in the corridor with consciousness, awakened - covered with a blanket, where you fell. He is a policeman, he is a prison... The Russian wife is the most luxurious wife in the world!