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 28.10.2011
The State Institution. As is often the case with retirees. In principle, not a bad man, but the military past makes sense. It hangs not only the office, but also the computer consumers, and even the periphery. Therefore, somewhere he broke out an ancient booklet on the "EVM", read it to the hole, and strictly demands compliance with the terminology. Now, to get a new mouse from him, you need to write a statement in 2 copies, requesting to issue a "optical manipulator" type of "mouse". Keyboard - a device for text data input, a printer - a device for text data output, a cartridge - a switching unit for text data output, a bulb - a mobile information carrier. You say, the accounting...
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