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 31.10.2011
I can't find a guy for a long time. What to do?
YYY: What do you need?
XXX: Yes, I have low demands. Not a fool, not a mother's son, independent, capable of adequately destroying the situation without my help, who will be a man (and not a dumb girl as I described you on the phone today), I don't need a huge love on his part, I need a man with whom I will not be bored and with whom you can build adult relationships, and not a 15-year-old in the soul ready to write poems or little things under the windows.
xxx: Ah yeah, I forgot to add: it should be reliable and not very lazy, responsible. Do you have such friends or acquaintances?
YYY: I offer your attention. The inflatable boy Alberto! Buying Alberto today, as a gift you get 5 bonuses per member of different shapes! And that is not all! If you buy this product right now, you get a SUPER PRESENT! You get the book, "How to Dress Albert". With this book, you can take it to any party, theater or restaurant. Order Albert right now! The price is $1999.99
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