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 03.11.2011
In ancient times, a prehistoric woman looked gently at a prehistoric man, built her eyes and said:
I want that skin out!
“Dear,” replied the prehistoric man, “she’s on a tiger!
Then the prehistoric woman swallowed her lips and cried bass:
You do not love me at all!
You want it or not, but the skin had to be harvested, even if the tiger was against it.
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