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 22.05.2008
This story was told to me by an English friend. He claims that

I personally know the hero of history, but I think he read it somewhere. but

What really happened, I can assure you.



In short, there were two friends living on the Nebulous Albion in one multi-storey building.

The house. One friend lived on the first floor (let’s call him Richard), and the other

Jack is on the twelfth. Now it’s time for Jack.

Beautiful view of France from high. It is understandable,

It is up to you to wash and pour this tragic event through the entire program!

Richard called his whole brother and arranged an overwhelming evening program.

Including jumping from one bar to another, striptease,

loud cuddling, songs about Manchester United, hugging strangers and

A cup of alcohol. It is said – done!

In the meantime, our happy bridegroom, Jack, filled himself with the glorious Guinness.

He swept the bitterness of the Tequilas with lemon, another is a completely secret plan.

quietly but quickly came into being under the cover of the night at Richard's house and

and Jack. Richard's brother and his friends opened Jack's apartment in advance

He moved Jack’s entire living room to the last dust.

12th floor to the first, pre-cleaning Richard's living room.

In the deep night, our stunned company drew a thoroughly drunk man.

Jack went to Richard’s house and threw him on the couch in the living room. In a few hours

Richard called and woke up Jack. Jack looked around and wept.

pull up and get up, stirring up in the urge to make coffee and drink

2 tablets of aspirin. Suddenly, such a picture is knocking at the door.

A group of men in black masks. They catch the poor Jack.

Whom, of course, the cheek of horror hanged away. He lifted him above his heads.

They jump out on the balcony and sweep it out of the balcony.



I don’t know if he had time to die from a heartbreak along the way.

on the grass under the balcony, but what he remembered this party for life

There is no doubt about that!! There are no friends and enemies like this.
Source: http://www.anekdot.ru/an/an0805/o080521;1.html
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