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 07.11.2011
I recently met a friend I had not seen for at least 2 years.
We sat down, choked, “Tequilks” under a lemon batched, discussed the situation in “independent” Ukraine, etc. and so on, and something caused us to discuss the GAI – behind the wheel for a long time and often both – to see it rushed. And this is what he told me (from his face).
On business trips, I often ride in Ukraine and mainly by car (again, independence from steam cars and aircraft). I come from Dnipropetrovsk.
Kiev, the road is long, I try not to violate (mainly speed mode). And here, somehow in the Kirovograd region, I bypassed the bus and almost drowned. And here and the gaiters here, like here on the "fen" caught and brake.
I stop, I go out, the banal “Sergeant Gadjukin. You broke, look at the device.” I don’t refuse, I say I’m in a hurry, Commander, let’s quickly make a protocol and I go on. And here Gadjukin says:
Well, why the protocol right away, let’s talk, we are not people?
In my wallet 500 grams. with one note.
- Commander, such a violation on a hundred pulls. I have 500. Is there a delivery?
and 500? (He swallowed his mouths and shrugged his eyes, like he was already stunned). and give
I kind of whispered, and you kind did not stop. In 5 km.
another post, I'll give them and they'll stop you - and that's just for 500
The UAH. and pulling.
Hera, this is the movie.
So I stopped!!! to
Oh yeah yes. I’ll ask my partner. by Petro! Money and judgment.
Peter came, but gave in 400 UAH. not proved, because the guys only 20 minutes as they occupied this location and have not yet accumulated.
I’m in a hurry, maybe a protocol?
- No, wait 2 seconds (mobile is enough, someone calls). After 5
minutes comes another car with flashes and the inscription "02" on board and
Give a surrender.
Happy the road! Do not violate.

The cock!! Are they not homosexuals???? to
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