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 09.11.2011
Phoenix: I got sick, I woke up in the morning, shaken by the temperature, decided to make tea, put on a cup of sugar, a bag, lemon and honey. While the watermelon boiled completely worse for me, I think I need to drink something stronger, and on the machine in the same glass poured a bag of raspberries. After half an hour, I felt great. I think the microbes probably just wavered from such tea and decided that it is better not to connect with such an idiot.
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