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 10.11.2011
The Prehistory:
Two weeks ago with his sister (15 years old) watched the "Paranormal phenomenon". The movie probably impressed her. A couple of days ago, someone in the door of the fence broke the eye, and the next day - broke the pen. It was everywhere, so I wasn’t very surprised (unfortunately, I couldn’t catch it), but my sister was scared.
Tonight I left my computer on, I went to work myself, I had to wait for one person. Waiting for 15 minutes, it became boring, decided from the working computer to go to his, with the help of Teamviewer. Usually, when I leave the house, the monitor on the home cut, and here, apparently, forgot. Well, I lay in my computer, went to the Opera, contacted, liked the photos of my friends, then went to see the photos that are on my screw... And there is a phone call from my sister. Such a dialogue:
I am ALO.
She (with a frightened voice): Hey... and where are you?
I am in the office, waiting for the client. and what?
...And then it comes to me, I begin to roast wildly and reassure my sister, say, it is I got into my computer and open various windows.
She also led her friend to the exit, left in the apartment alone. She turned off the light in the hallway, but her gaze accidentally stumbled upon the reflection in the mirror in which she saw my monitor. And on the monitor, the mouse opens the opera itself, puts likes, lists photos...
Thank God, I didn’t even think about the music.
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