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 13.11.2011
About the goat and the pig.
Someday in the late autumn I went to work in the morning, I passed by a tree – a rainbow, and suddenly I clearly hear a goat’s whirling, which is communicated from above, I even from surprise reflectingly bended. I felt like a goat was sitting on a tree and was about to fall on my head. Naturally, I shrugged my head and looked at a goat sitting on a tree. Again the bleeding came, and then I saw a frog sitting on a frog and cleverly staring at me, bending her head. My behavior seemed to have her. And she, once again scratching the goat, flew from the branch and flew away, knocking something on my wreath at the end. As you can see, she was ridiculous.

Another curious case about already a wild pig, more precisely a pig. I was once in a village where I was working on the repair of radio equipment. This village was located next to a large pine pine. And then a familiar man shows, laughs and says, "Look, a bunch of dogs runs out, and among them a wild pig." And surely, they run from dozens of different seams - a palace and with them a black-and-white-banded pig runs, it will be three months. The man explained this miracle to me. It turns out that his neighbor, working in the woods, found and took a wild pig with him, he was quite small, fit in a glove. He brought it home, and did not think of anything better than to put it to the dog, which had recently become ill, but that took him and fed him. So the pig turned out to be a dog educator, and he began to imitate the behavior of dogs, but he has not yet learned to laugh. I saw him several times later, it was funny to see this pig with dog habits.
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