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 14.11.2011
I am standing next to the schedule. Waiting for another. In the mouth of my favorite candy "Barbaris". Suits my girlfriend and instead of the usual welcoming "chok" squeezes the tongue. I think "How much passion, missed...", and she enjoys my candy with her tongue: "Okay, I’m on a pair"...and she leaves. 0 - O
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