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 16.11.2011
How to choose Volga?? to
Pull the glue key and say "Nifga yourself!". It doesn’t matter, let the extinguisher even yesterday set - the owner will think that he was sold a fake. If you turn your hands over the cardboard, then you can still say that "the breath is hanging" and "how the main paratroop lusts!". If you are still pulling along the cardano, then be sure to say - the tail of the box is broken. Touch the slice of the towel and say "the towel is loose". Well, under the hood you will find something to criticize yourself - there is such a large size (compared to the Zubil) engine, that you will immediately understand that such a large number of details our people will not assemble as required by the design documentation. Take the pump and tap it. Then sadly, not lusting the master, say to yourself under the nose "luggage". Improve it. Act unconventionally. This will save you money. Pretend that you don’t want to buy this car at all, but just diagnose it for free for a good person.
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