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 19.11.2011
I’m afraid of some Peter’s people.
WOW: What is it?
I’m going to the subway today. Driving 40 minutes, I got the iPad, I sit, the urine of zombies.
XHH: Someone is sleeping on my right (who can't understand - hands in gloves, the face with a cap is closed).
XHH: I can’t get through one mission, I can’t get through it, and they’re all killing. Here this body rolls, pulls out the headphones and slightly turns toward me. I still cannot see the faces.
See also 5 minutes. Then remove the cap.
You take a machine or a sniper. Long-distance drilling is inefficient"
Wow, that’s fucking obvious.
I turn around, and there a 18-year-old girl looks at me.
Q&A: What are you looking for? You would still run in Left Fo Grandpa with a knife". Then he stands up and goes out.
I’m afraid of Peter’s girls.
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