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 20.11.2011
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1st If you see a dark background and all sorts of suffering on the face, it is Titian.
2nd If on the picture wattachenny ass and cellulite even in men
Don’t worry, it’s Rubens
Three If the men in the picture look like woolish cuddly babes or just Italian pedics - this is Caravaggio. He painted once and a half times. In the next picture - a woman - Gorgonian
Medusa of Arutyunovna. Why she looks like Johnny Depp - a mystery cleaner than the smile of Monylise
4 is If there are a lot of little people in the painting – Braille
5 is A lot of small people + a small incomprehensible one - Bosch
6 is If you can easily draw a pair of thick-shaped amours and sheep to the painting (or they are already there in different configurations), without breaking the composition - it can be: a) Bush b) Watto
7 is Beautiful, all naked and figures like bodybuilders after drying -
by Michelangelo
8 is You see a dancer, you say Degas. You say Dega, you see a dancer.
9 is Contrast, sharp and all have thin bearded faces.
by El Greco
10 is If everyone, even aunt, looks like Putin, it’s Van Dijk.
All of.
by Pi. by Sy.Monet - spots, Manet - people
Source: http://www.anekdot.ru/an/an1111/j111119.html#14
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