Day of Rocket Forces and Artillery.

The Mi-8 sits smoothly on the football field. The commander of the regiment, last fixing the portfolio, went to report.
Comrade Lieutenant General! Not part of the incidents.
It happened... - our Colonel Makarov with a bold commanding voice.
The helicopter screws were still rotating, from its belly on the green field sprang out.
7 members of the Commission. There was a sudden check from the headquarters.
The Army. “Suddenly” – because all our rocket regiment knew about it.
a week ago. On this day, the clothes were the most obvious.
All the grass became green and the borders white.
So, how do we start? Asked the Lieutenant. Friendly all
The committee took part in part.
by Smyr-r-rna Comrade Lieutenant General, during my service
Accidents did not occur. Senior sergeant of Sedov.
It is free! The General answered.
It is free!! The sergeant doubled.
There was nothing left to Sedov before the dembel, and in this responsible dress he was placed as the most experienced, they knew that he would not get off, as they said in the part.
How long do you have to serve, Sir?
Three months, Lieutenant General!
I understand.
The head of the commission was not the first year in the army and perfectly understood that Makarov was warned about the check, once in his dress "grandparents".
“Well, now that you’re okay, let’s see what’s in the court,” he turned to the commander of the regiment.

The castle stood a little off. At the table, at the dining room. It was an ordinary pig, heads for thirty. Some of the pork that was grown here came not only to the officer’s dining room, but also to the soldier’s table. And the chief in the courtyard was the ordinary Zagorykko. He served here for a year and a half, he himself was from the West.
Ukraine, but the guy was a city and before his service in the army about pigs knew only that they were a source of fat. He also had a German shepherd named Nick, who was given to him by his grandfather for the age of fourteen.
But not about that now. Being not the first day in the army, Zagoruchko also brought in order and the pork and himself. The whirlwind shone, the whirlwind shone,
Everything as required. The pork was also relatively clean, fresh straw, clean straw... Although he was told that he was unlikely to come to you, but still... You look if anything.
And the lieutenant general, realizing that in some of the shortcomings he could not find, decided to dig at least something. Where is the dirtyest place? Correctly the court. Even on the approach to the pig farm, it was heard as thirty pig heads whispered and whispered - the noise stood such that mother did not burn! And the smell! The smell!! It cannot be called smell. The smell, it is the smell.
The door to the pork opened and a tall figure of the inspector appeared on the threshold.
Smyr-r rn a rn a rn! He stepped up and took four steps.
I approached the general at a distance of extended hand. At this moment in
Something incredible happened to the pig. All the pigs, listening to the team
They froze their pigs like one, and stood without shaking, without speaking.
No of sound!
During the period of service in the units entrusted to me.
It happened, the chief of the court of ordinary Zagorujko!
It is free! The General answered. It was heard like a fly at the other end.
The pig is hitting the glass.
Free of a!! – doubled Zagoruchko, taking a step back and forth,
as stipulated by the Statute, giving the examiner the opportunity to proceed.
After the second command “free” the pigs began to move again and gradually.
More and more loud and loud the pigs sound.
The Lieutenant General looked at the soldier, with an anguish turned his gaze at the pork, silently turned and went out. After leaving the pig farm, he still silently headed toward the helicopter. Already there, in the helicopter, when they were on their way to the headquarters, his deputy got courageous and asked:
– Comrade Lieutenant General, why did the commission leave the regiment?
Even the pigs are honored.
The next day we learned that our regiment received a rating of "excellent" in combat and political preparation, and the ordinary Zagoryuiko - a vacation home for ten days without taking into account the trip there and back.