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 25.11.2011
The question is who did what in childhood.
HH: I am a girl. This is how my childhood went:
They played knives, metal knives, floated naked in the river, made blinkers on the water, walked on the ice, collected stickers, socks with pokémons, calendars, made knives from sticks, metalized spies from sticks, dragged cats home, walked (at the country), caught donkeys and played with them, placed coins on rails, looked for fossils (and found it!One time they found the skeleton of the dog and it was torn apart. They played hunting, swept eggs from the balcony to the passers, called spirits, made splashes, cooked vegetables, covered the room with some grass (made self-coverings, built some shells, wrote letters to each other, and therefore still collected marks.
Likewise, I cut out their stick of animal figures, put traps on the animals (for the domestic cat too), cooked the medicine for all diseases, woven carpets (the size of the palm of the palm), grown mold in a bowl (imagined that I would divide mushrooms).
No guys, the grandmothers were always fucking fucking!
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