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 26.11.2011
This story happened this summer.
So then. Monday morning, everyone is in a hurry to work.
As a result of the accident at the substation, the trolleybus was unable to enter the route and the bus was sent by the depot on its route.
A couple of aunts rushed to the driver of the bus to ensure that the driver did not miss regular passengers. At the next stop, they saw men who always ride this flight to work. Men with a faint sight stood at the stop and did not react to the approaching bus, they were waiting for the trolley bus. One woman can’t stand it and screams:
The men! Sit down, it’s a trolleybus!
The men and so the appearance was not joyful, the effects of yesterday's weekend, and then their eyes were even more overwhelmed. Synchronously looking up at the roof of the bus, the men looked around, but did not move from the place.
The men! Someday! People are in a hurry, let’s go faster! This is a trolleybus!
I can’t stand it, another aunt.
The men are stupid, they clearly see the bus. and both.
There is a roar in the salon:
What are we standing?
The driver is about to touch the stop. Aunt to the driver:
Wait and wait! They are late to work! Men, that is
The trolleybus! rather than!
Here the grandfather comes up from the salon, approaches the front door and says:
Here are the old ones! Not a trolleybus, but a trolleybus.
The men, realizing that they did not have a white fever, but only were misled, sat on the bus and went to work with a smile.
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