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 29.11.2011
Foreign medicine has gone a long way ahead of our translators in the end of ophanareli... I read the instructions of a complex preparation with all kinds of calcium, magnesium and other substances needed in the body. Russian section of instructions: Strengthens bones, nervous system, etc. Contraindications: with excessive use of the drug can cause a temporary state of immortality.

The rabbit! No such side effects. He snorted the pill and went into battle until 30 seconds of immortality slept... The dream of the RPG-shniks, ept!
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