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 04.12.2011

He wrote a video for the competition, for Sberbank, and the modernists banned him. Why is? I tried so. and estimate.

Barracks in the zone, a newcomer enters, looks at a half-naked brutal guy, all in portraits, half drills. Zecks on skins, in the far end of the pahanas in self-burning washes are cut. Zyrk on the new one, send the rabbit for reconnaissance, someone from the spectators through the whole barracks runs to the new one.
Soap, why are you here?
- For a k-credit - a man from fear even stumbles.
What credit is that?
For the car...
Zek runs back to the pachans, who quickly advised give the race instructions. Zek is back.
Don’t be afraid, I’ll show you everything here.
The newcomer leads the heck between the two-layer hunkes, the hunkes look, the half-naked thunder continues to shake the floor. Zack shows a number of puppets.
We have a small seat here. Well, there is a over-expense on the credit card, and all that...
Go to an empty bed.
- You are here, here are just car loans, and there are serious boys.
The recidivists?
- No... those who were jailed for apartment loans... And there are no recidivists here, that we are fools for the second time on the same robberies...
Zack is thinking.
- And still fools, would know in Sberbank would take a loan.
Do you not pay for Sberbank?
- We have for everything, but for customers of Sberbank conditions are better.
Zack turns to leave. The man stops him.
He kicks on the pole, and who is that?
– And that’s so, – mashed the zec with his hand leaving, – He killed a man...
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