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 09.12.2011
by formspring'e

Question: What is the best gift you have received?

Domankov:I remember when I was a child when I or my brother was given something for my birthday, often the gift was put in bed, that is, you had to wake up with the thought that what a fool is preventing me from doing it. One day I woke up with the rolls in bed.
And there was still a tradition, if you gave a cell phone, then your night secretly puzzled, switched the sims, put a new under the pillow, and called in the morning, from which you woke up and all such a happy oral "YAAAZH%!&#@" and "here is the phone of my dream here".
What a gift was the best I was, but probably good that I never asked for anything like a snake or a tarantula, it would be bright to wake up.
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