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 10.12.2011
I go to work. Quiet and peaceful. I do not touch anyone. A girl chases me.
In my eyes, I can see that she is pre-school age. By the other end of the eye I see a kindergarten not far away – there she runs. Yes, not here it was: a dog-like dog with a joyful laugh rushes to her. With a whisper and scream, the girl runs to me - I catch her and hide behind me, drive the dog away with a well-known technique - I supposedly bend behind a stone and quickly bend. For most dogs, this works... soothing. Here is our shirt with the whisker.
The housewife painted it. What do dog owners always say?
Don’t be afraid, she won’t bite you.
And if a child is frightened by a bite, is it no longer considered a hurt bite?
I am also interested in the hostess - is it profitable to save on the ropes?
The owner answered something decent and the dog with her (both with decently raised mouths) left.
I need to calm the child.
Why are you alone and where are your parents?
A trembling voice and a trembling sound hold me by the jacket.
My mom is watching out the window as I get to the garden.
(Well, it is dark on the street and so you can easily not paint before going out, and after a five-minute walk in the fresh air and sleep will be stronger!)
Are you in that garden?
and yes.
Go, we are on our way.
The shower continues to hold on to my jacket.
On the way, I tell her (and you too) that even small dogs are still animals by nature. When they lived in a herd, they had to maintain their authority, if not as a leader, then close to the leader.
And why is the best piece of food, a warm place...
Now they are not in the herd, so they chew on all the others in order to check: scared and escaped - their small victory, you have to catch up and finally self-affirm.
And if someone just runs, it means that he is wrong – he tries to escape by running.
We approach the gate of the kindergarten.
Did you understand everything? I ask.
All - she answers and her voice no longer shakes, and for me she no longer holds.
Finally, I tell her – and don’t talk on the street with strangers!
I know – she joyfully answers – we have already been told about it (Thank God, the child has calmed down) and RUNS to the door of the kindergarten.
I breathed – I breathed out significantly and continued my way.
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