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 10.12.2011
of life.
The girl is late for a meeting for 2 hours, suddenly appears and immediately:
"I am so cute!! It’s not me, it’s all Google!! to
I planned the route in advance (only 30 minutes), I go to the N-stop on the bus, I leave, I cross the road, I have another 5 minutes, and go 3. And here I stop. On the shore! This teaching paved the route across the Moscow-River without a bridge! Back - an hour to go, and on the other hand - wet... Are you not frozen, cat?"
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