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 13.12.2011
Reflecting on the victory, E.R. recalled:
...Once upon a time, a king travelled through his kingdom, examining, so to speak, possessions. And suddenly, passing through one of the villages, he saw something that made him very stunned: a lot of targets were drawn around (on the wall, a mill, on bags, on trees) and each of them, hit exactly in an apple. The king called the old man of the village and ordered to bring such an unusually striking gunman to him. They found
A 10 year old boy. The King was very surprised.
“How do you manage to hit the target so accurately?”
“It’s easy,” the boy replied, biting an apple.“I first shoot, then I draw a target.”
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