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 16.12.2011
Yesterday I picked up a robot - a vacuum cleaner. I installed the base and turned it on. I sit on the couch and look. The robot went out and started cleaning the carpet. The cat observes from the top splashing (a 4 year old cat about 5 kg). Finally, she can’t stand it and jump on him from above. The robot strangely cried out, the cat pushed away the neighboring villages and prepared to attack. The vacuum cleaner stood in place, thought and went on. The cat attacked again! Only now stood on the way of the robot.Stopped with the front legs, tried to bite him! The vacuum cleaner of the march from the impact of the cat's carcass blurred with its electronic reason. And so stepping in front like a tank, not paying attention to the cat. The opposition was not long :) The cat didn't stand, whispered complaining, tried to turn but the vacuum cleaner pulled her tail and back legs. As a result, this is the picture: I am on the couch. The cat folded on the floor and the vacuum cleaner which closed the cat in half of its steel body with pleasure deaf clutches (seemingly the cat's wool fell into the cradle), and the cat complainingly clutched tried to get out of under the iron monster - stretching the legs forward and clinging to the carpet. and ROFL
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