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 18.12.2011
So tell me, how do you get to cook a normal mushroom soup? I usually either digest it (is obtained like jelly), or do not digest it (fungi like rubber). How do you get everything done on time?
YYY: It’s simple, my friend. Water boils, I reduce the fire on the plate, I throw mushrooms, potatoes and carrots into the pot. Then I’m going to watch a series of Houses.
YYY: After watching, I turn off the plate and leave the soup "to wash" in a closed pot. I’m watching the next series [...]
YYY : Voila!! to
YYY: And then I quietly eat a normal mushroom soup and at the same time look at House.
XXX is genius.
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