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 25.12.2011
Last night I went to bed early, tired.
XXX: Sleeping at 23:00
xxx: minutes after 10 one of our undiplomed sanitary utilities to repair the crane in the bathroom
XXX: Not covered by water
xxx: Through the dream I hear the growing sound of the suddenly arriving water, and then the sharp scream of DIIMMMAAAAAA!!!! to
xxx: because the sanitary was washed off the bathroom
XXX: The whole apartment has gone, let’s run out of the water. She quickly flooded the bathroom and toilet.
XXX: with the emergency managed quickly, even the neighbors did not flood
xxx: today I come from work, everything works, the sanitary vova has fixed everything
But there is one bag.
When you take a shower and someone in the toilet dropped the water, the cold water disappears.
xxx: right away
xxx: I don’t know why, but now I understand why, when I got out of the toilet, I was in the bathroom and I stood "ai, fuck, ай, legs"
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