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 06.01.2012
Something died in the forest.
The wrist flowed backwards, and the crown flew its tail forward.
The bus of the 407th Moscow-Podolsk route at 19-15 departed from the metropolitan subway half empty. This is in the middle of the week!
My favorite place in the tail, above the engine, on the right. I sit. At the last moment, a couple came in. A girl with a huge bear and a boy with a bouquet and a bag. They climbed to the left, the doors whispered and the bass turned to the left.
of Warsaw.
The couple went great.
One place is a girl + a bear.
2nd place is a boy.
Third place is a package.
4 and 5 - a bouquet - three fresh tulips.
They would probably have taken the sixth, but it was already busy. by me.
Withdrawing from the dense stream behind Shcherbinka, the bus joyfully climbed to the traffic jams on Silikatna.
and Zebeka! The driver shouted under the brake.
A crowd of workers crashed into the bus. The boots immediately attracted the attention of the men:
My friend, pick up the flowers. Have fun with the boy.
The boy slowly turned his ass.
In his eyes shone indignation and he read the huge letters "CHMO".
It is a mushroom. This is how the babies in the sables look to the asphalt when they are touched in the metro.
You stand up. The pioneer stumbled and turned.
The bettors looked around and at the same time jumped on the seats. The tulips squeezed slightly through the hustle of the engine, and the bag, whispering, stumbled to the guy on the treasure. On the third seat sat a healthy uncle, one of whom said, “Shit!”
The girl whispered something, but immediately silenced under a cloudy look of the man.
The Red Mountain! announced the conductor.
The couple ran out on the feet of the standing.
The girl jumped normally, and the boy got a quality pencil.
Smashing with pins, the wreck from scale flew into the sandy-snowed jade near the outskirts. The pack described the parabola in the air and landed in the sudgorob after the stop. Judging by the crystal bell, not all the bubbles remained intact. An approval ball passed through the hall.
The doors shaken. By gaining speed, the bus was heading to Pahra.
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