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 07.01.2012
Here the story one happened on the number three: we and a friend are bad (well, I understand why). Jurke was slightly easier, so he gave him a backpack and went for a beer. After 20 minutes, he returns with a beer, then with his words: I am approaching the underground crossing, there are two people standing there, beer drinking. Well, they got the york, they gave it in the forehead, they began to fight. A cell phone falls on the road. When they saw the mobile phone, they said:"All, the mobile phone is done, we take it down." And they fled. Jura came with a beer... with a speck on his forehead... All on the nerves. He starts to ball in his pockets, and his cell phone is with him! Lan, next, we look out the window, and these fools come out of the supermarket and move away. Not only did they work their own mobile phone, they also lighted up in the supermarket. I have never seen such fools!! So while Yura was filling out the protocol, I was looking for two sets of keys that fell out of my pocket during the fight. I found both of them.)
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