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 10.01.2012
xxx:It all happens, it was like this moment: the girls decided to walk... well, they are all so pathosny... and something we talked to him about cars and knocked them down, said they don't know anything... and one of them answered me: yes, you were a fool in general, only iron and you know, but you can't say a word about fashion and you can't say a word about cosmetics, for example, don't say, a donkey.
I was cursed...
She didn’t know I was working in Oriflame.
Yyy: Don’t go any further, I believe ?
xxx:that this is a shit.... I still got a good friend, after my monologue adds, I quote:
"I can’t understand, you think we guys are idiots at all? Or I don’t know how terrible it is when you smell yourself with a tonal and then you are afraid to scratch your cheek, or when you paint your nails and open the door with two palms?and "
Here I go even.
YYY: Boy, I have two questions to your friend – where do you go?and XD
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