Well, since people love it, I am gathering here - a bunch of phrases from Harry Potter fanfics (orthography preserved):
“Harry, you’re injured,” Hermione said.
Harry was surprised.
Blood from your hand sprinkled with a fountain.
“From the right or the left,” Harry said with horror.

There was a sound at night. They are attacking Hogwarts. Harry ran out of the bedroom and saw first-class students scared to urinate around the living room, not knowing where to run.

Harry saw his dean and immediately pretended to be dead.

Harry at the same time, disappointed in the temperamental red women, sat in his expensive penthouse and launched homemade ships in the jacuzzi. The ships sank and Harry suffered.

Hermione, what do you have on your shirt? The Blood! of whom? It is yours, Harry. Your face is broken! Do you not see?

Harry saw Sirius die, saw him lie back and walked into the smoky gate of Death. He wanted death, death, and even pain to Sirius’s cousin, who pushed Black into the gate.