A bad hearing.
It was under Soviet power.
For the children of the staff of the institute where I worked, the New Year’s tree was arranged on the street, in the forest.
The winter in that year was real - frosty, so all adults and children were wrapped in hats and shirts.
And here, everything goes as usual. Santa organizes various competitions. And, in the course of these competitions, he says that now let’s let you, children, solve the puzzles. Children start to puzzle mysteries, Santa repeats them loudly.
It needs to be explained that some effort is required from Santa Claus - to unravel what the child said is quite difficult, because, in addition to the quiet child's voices, Santa Claus is still disturbed by a beard and a hat.
However, the case is very boycotted. Santa has clearly entered the railroad.
Then comes the small boy.
What is your name, boy? Asked by Santa.
The boy barely hears his name. I don't remember what, let me say.
and wowa.
Well, Wolf, tell me your mystery.
The boy is eating something.
Santa Claus, in a loud voice, - "Here is the Wolfock asks - Who is on Mom's feet up?". There is an uncomfortable pause in the air.
The adults start looking. Santa finally realizes that something is wrong. But since it is necessary to turn out somehow, he cautiously, in half a voice, asks the boy: "Well, who is this?“”
A fly, he answered.
Santa Claus, relieved, loudly – “This is, children, a fly!”
And then, again, he turns to the boy, "Why is she at mother?"
The boy, already with a pretty loud voice - "Not on mommy, but over us!"