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 14.01.2012
Why does Oleg not answer my calls?? to
He: Man may not respond for a variety of reasons, ranging from the banally crazy - abducted by aliens; and the original crazy - as a result of a chemical effect, a genetically muted rat, trying to make a toast, accidentally grabbed a bottle of alcohol, trying to catch which, shattered and, as a result, broke the cable, which hardened. Oleg came home at this moment, the rat from fear fell on his arms. Oleg did not expect to see a genetically muted rat with toasts, spilled alcohol and a sparkling cable, resulting in shock and hospital.
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